Quotes Zoolander
Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it! What have you done, Derek? You've done nothing! NOTHIIIING! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will!
[flings 'M' shaped shuriken at the Prime Minister]
Mugatu: Die, you wage-hiking scum!
Zoolander Quotes that speaks a lot about brainwashing. There are so many Zoolander quotes that can help you when you are tired of being in the same old rut, and all you need is a little push, a little inspiration, a smile on the face, change of mood, bring you out of the banality of life, make you laugh a little, or may even make you cry a bit. The Derek Zoolander Centre for Kids Who Can’t Read Good. “What is this – a school for ants?” It’s.
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[hypnotizing Derek] Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!
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It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now
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Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!
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Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
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Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.
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They're break-dance fighting.
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After Derek has given up and thinks he's out of the fashion industry, Mugatu steps in and offers Derek the lead role in his upcoming fashion show. However, Mugatu has much more sinister plans. Mugatu wants to brainwash Zoolander to assassinaste the Prime Minister of Malaysia when Frank Goes to Hollywood's Relax is played.
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